What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
13.06.2025 14:26
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
Why do women change that much more with age?
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.